A brick on a stick could be licked like a lollipop.


“Love is two smiles shared between two people. Or two smiles and a smirk, shared…”

“An octopus has eight legs. You know what else has eight legs? My bed last night…”

“Most of the time, I feel like Phelps. At least when I’m not winning Olympic gol…”

“Having sex on a motorcycle wouldn’t only be exciting, it’d be dangerous. What i…”