A car crash could be considered art, and I’d like to install one in a museum. Helmets would be sold at the admission booth.

“The only sad part for me about getting a cat from the pound is that I can only …”

“The two lovers were inseparable. Well, I guess death could split them up. So co…”

“I collect collect calls from the 80s. I prefer them in mint condition, meaning …”

“Her name is Angela, though she’s no angel. Dad, I can’t believe she replenishes…”