A dimwit thinks nothing is funny unless it's mean.

“Go now. Our journey is done. And may we meet again, in the clearing, at the end…”

“Maybe Shooter was a writer. He fulfilled both of the main requirements: he told…”

“I believe the road to hell is paved with adverbs, and I will shout it from the …”

“Even at eleven, he had observed that things turned out right a ridiculous amoun…”