A disobedient child is one who blinks of his own volition, without being told to or even looked at. That’s usually when I get out the Behavior Cloth (a blindfold).

“Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love is the progeny of pa…”

“If I had a choice between walking along a sidewalk with no rails and a thousand…”

“Some people think nature is their God. I'd like to apologize to all those peopl…”

“I called to tell her I loved her, which was smart, because if I’d have done it …”