A drunk can't follow a line of reasoning, even if it is a double white line.

“I work in a hotel. I know what you’re probably thinking, and no, I am not a hoo…”

“Stacks of vitamins in a soapy sink. Shh, don’t talk to me while I think. Don’t …”

“My life motto: My brakes are broke, but luckily my gas pedal works just fine.
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“I have a fear of palindromes. Maybe because the only person to ever beat the he…”