A figure 8 doesn’t figure into my plans to live to infinity.

“I’m for a big government. A big government contraction.”

“Instead of putting a Band Aid on your cut finger, why not just amputate at the …”

“My mouth is often wounded by my sharp words, so sometimes when I’m out in publi…”

“I wish I could climb the corporate ladder like I could climb a tree, but I can’…”