A flower blooms in my heart. You may call that love, but I call it water conservation.

“As an animal lover, I don’t like zoos. I feel the only creatures that should be…”

“It’s not stealing if I didn’t know it was in anybody’s possession, and I didn’t…”

“My trash can got stolen five times. Finally the owner just let me have it.
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“Would you rather have sight, or insight? I’d rather have a double cheeseburger.”