A giant vulture with a girl hanging from its feet tends to attract attention.

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“Fish Ponies! I put them on the ceiling!" -Tyson”

“Elections only happen in two ways," Reyna said. "Either the legion raises someo…”

“I thought she'd make some comment about the bloodthirsty gods chasing us, but w…”