A girl doesn't need a guy in her life in order to act like a complete idiot. Certainly I, at least, never have.

“WHEN I WAS LITTLE, I was so girlie and ambitious, I was practically a drag quee…”

“Good girls don't hurt other people's feelings. Good girls are not overly aggres…”

“Every woman should see herself looking uniquely breathtaking, in something tail…”

“...weddings are giant Rorschach tests onto which everyone around you projects t…”