A glazed banana peel is not for eating, it’s for innuendo.


“When a guy at the urinal says to me, "If you shake it more than twice, you're p…”

“I like wearing earmuffs. They keep my balls warm.”

“You get used to success and you start to expect it—and that’s when you fail. Lu…”

“I want a beard as white as snow, and two feet deep.”