A half-truth is 90% of the story. The other 10% is tithed to God.

“He has a face like chiseled stone. Of course, I could just be thinking that bec…”

“I’m always 15 minutes early for everything. In fact, I was born 15 minutes earl…”

“My uncle just dropped in to see me, but his parachute didn't open up. So now we…”

“She’s the kind of woman I could see myself spending the rest of my life with—af…”