A hammer alone on a coffee table doesn’t kill someone. But a man in a business suit with hemorrhoids might. How that business suit got hemorrhoids I have no idea.

“Weeping willows remind me of summer. And sadness. I wonder if tissues are made …”

“It’s easier to win an argument over a dinner you’re paying for.”

“A blanket could be used as a flag, for a sleepy nation.
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“When everything is working out for you, it means you are in the wrong gym.”