A job is like a politician struggling in the water. Be sure you hold it down.

“I made love with a cute woman yesterday. I would have made love with a gorgeous…”

“If you’re getting up to cross the Sahara, I could sure go for a bottle of water…”

“Courage is a commodity I sell in times of peace. But then my father was a chick…”

“I was in Love once. I think I stayed at a Holiday Inn. Or maybe I was in Lovela…”