A large boiling pot of water is not a Jacuzzi. Still, I think you should jump in.

“I believe two gays have just as much right to marry as one guy has the right to…”

“I took my pants off slowly, thinking if I did it too fast I’d possibly rip a ho…”

“I’m a four-time Pulitzer Prize winning admirer. I’m also a 16-time Olympic meda…”

“I am a slave to your love. Well, more like indentured servant.”