A leap of faith doesn’t involve leg strength. Still, I can’t take any chances, so I’ve been doing squats.

“My math is so fuzzy you should pet it. Four minus two isn’t two, because betwee…”

“As a writer, I need more exposure. I think I’ll take off my pants. Would you mi…”

“They say a sneeze is 1/10th of an orgasm. And you can’t fake a sneeze. Maybe th…”

“The schizophrenic in the sleeping bag with a live chicken and a can of tomato s…”