A mafia don could snap his fingers and somebody would snap my neck. But when I snap my fingers, people start dancing. Or at least my clones would.

“A brick is what I’m voting for for President. And guess what? If you’re voting …”

“Turn the fan off when I’m talking. It not only makes my words colder, but it di…”

“I lean on my friends for support. It’s better than leaning on a crutch, because…”

“Question for your life: What is the price of love, and would you rather tally i…”