A male chauvinist pig isn't born, he's made, and more and more of them are being made by women.

“To Mr. Jones, she said, imagine you're looking up at a blue sky, and imagine a …”

“It turns out, my suitcase was vibrating on departure from Dulles, according to …”

“The idea that I can't share my problems with other people makes me not give a s…”

“I'm not so much a good friend as I'm the savior who wants you to worship him fo…”