A metaphor is like a simile. Auteur: Steven Wright Copy Quote More from Steven Wright “Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.” “I once locked my keys out of my car. I had to break out of my car with a coat h…” “I installed a skylight in my apartment...The people who live above me arefuriou…” “I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.”