A mine divided in two isn’t as preferential as a yours divided in two. 


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“He was washing his socks. But they were already clean, so I figured I’d help hi…”

“The code of the coward is to run away. I know, because I wrote the manual.”

“I’m a Pisces, and people say that Pisces make the best the best lovers. That’s …”