A miracle every day would cease to be miraculous—it would be mundane. Though even a boring sunset is still glorious.

“If I have to beat you up to keep you safe, that’s just what I’ll do. It’s this …”

“A brick could be duct taped in front of your eyes, like a blindfold, so you can…”

“I never hit below the belt, especially if that belt is the rust belt and I’m in…”

“Save money on kids by volume. Deal in bulk and have dozens of kids.”