A peaceful wave came over me, and I thought, Thank God I’m holding my breath.

“I’m trying to cover all my bases so I can be a complete baseball nonplayer. I’v…”

“Sign I wrote on the inside of a brick wall: This is not an exit. This is a wall…”

“I make ridiculous like I make damn sure nobody sees me while I’m making it.”

“Would you mind a mind blindfold, a block on your imagination? You couldn’t crea…”