A pen is a phallic symbol you can write with. But so is a cucumber dipped in ranch dressing or semen.

“Criminals should be hung like championship banners—proudly, and in an effort to…”

“You know that I know you know, but I want you to know that I know you know I kn…”

“I didn’t call her, but the phone works two ways. So does my love.”

“A blanket could be used as a flag, for a sleepy nation.
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