A preacher’s job is preaching. So how come he gets to work on the day of rest?

“I made an agreement with the fish. They’d give up their lives, if I’d eat every…”

“I worked for one day, and left with two days in my back pocket. I couldn’t stuf…”

“You know what’s right up my alley? Hobos. And they’d better move, because I set…”

“Last night I snuck an orchestra into the elevator at my apartment. We made elev…”