A shirt is a dress, if you have short enough legs.

“Blankets could be used to represent the warmth and comfort of Libertarian ideal…”

“I type as fast as a ten-legged man who just had eight legs chopped off runs.”

“I refuse to answer the phone, especially when it’s not questioning (ringing).”

“If I could fly, life would be amazing. But paraplegic people say the same thing…”