A sister should set her brother up with one of her friends, unless her only friend is her sister.

“I want to get the words "Courage" and "Bravery" tattooed across my back, so peo…”

“I dance so fluid that I often drink the floor.”

“Love is a green sky on a blue pasture, and I am the flying cow eating it all up.”

“I’d rather ride a unicorn than a unicycle. But my enemies, they could all ride …”