A smile, a smirk, and a wink walk into a bar, and the bartender asks them what they’ll have to drink, and I didn’t hear what they ordered because I was onstage giving an exciting lecture with a yawn.


“A shadow is midnight’s whisper, I thought as I shouted at my invisible clone. K…”

“I asked for her hand in marriage, but instead got the whole body. Love is full …”

“I belong to a secret order. We all have OCD, so you’d better believe we have or…”

“I put the “arrow” in sparrow. And it only took me three shots.”