A spanking with a tree branch, now that’s slapstick.

“The clouds rolled over the hills like a pack of midgets wearing gray togas some…”

“A blanket could be used to cover up your infidelity. Either use the blanket to …”

“He said he thinks he’s God, and I said, In that case, I’m an atheist.”

“Stacks of vitamins in a soapy sink. Shh, don’t talk to me while I think. Don’t …”