A telephone cord used to make an excellent leash on people. Now metal chains work better.

“A brick could be placed down on the first step on the path to enlightenment.”

“Killing a bird is a murder most fowl. Trying to play doctor with a duck makes y…”

“If I collected dust, I wouldn’t mind if I got dust on it. My collection would g…”

“A blanket could be hooked to ropes and attached to the body of a swimmer in tra…”