A tie is a win for more than one person. But a tie is also a loss equally shared by two or more people.


“When anybody honks at me in traffic, I blush, wave, and shout, “Thanks for bein…”

“My advice is to just ignore the problem until you’re dead. This could be the qu…”

“I slept hard last night. I had an eight-hour raging erection.”

“Blankets could be used to stop exponential population growth. If we kept the pe…”