A tie is like an arrow pointing to my crotch. A tie is also like an even score.

“I’m growing a love seat in my heart. It’s leather and covered in fur, from a mi…”

“A brick could be used to float a good idea at work—especially if it’s a good id…”

“A brick represents my rationality, and a blanket represents my emotions. It’s r…”

“But back to the coffee. I was here on a mission. I just spent nearly five bucks…”