A triangle has three points, just like the number of horns my ex had (she was 50% more evil than Satan).

“A telephone cord used to make an excellent leash on people. Now metal chains wo…”

“I have just been elected Captain of the Nap Squad. It's a very exhausting posit…”

“He was born after me, and he died before me. I gave him life, and I killed him.…”

“I’m a lion in my environment. But take me out of my cage, and I’m a lamb.”