A unicorn breathes rainbows like a dragon breathes fire. My coffee breathes Jarod Kintz quotes.

“A triangle has three points, just like the number of horns my ex had (she was 5…”

“I used to think I knew what love was, but here recently it has been revealed to…”

“Question for your life: Would you rather be the first female U.S. President, th…”

“I bought you a gift. It’s something I’ve always wanted, but I’m not quite sure …”