A watch, it’s a sign of the times.

“I like to feel like just one of the guys. Especially when I hang out with the g…”

“I have always loved camping, ever since I was eight, and was forcibly stuffed i…”

“I’m underwater on my mortgage. Thankfully, I live on a submarine.”

“I run a Falconi Four operation out of my garage. If you’re not familiar with Ve…”