A whisper is like the shadow of a shout. My shout’s a little too green if I let it grow in my neighbor’s yard.

“My name is Yogurt Vonnegut, and I write with a spoon.”

“I may have written this before, but I may not have written it as well, so I’ll …”

“I think it would be funny to dye somebody’s pool red and then throw dead fish i…”

“A blanket could be used to aid a waiter with bringing out a large order of beer…”