A whisper is the shadow of a shout, and I keep a few in my wallet to use at the strip club on rainy nights.

“While I love people, I hate every single person. I only like a person if they’r…”

“The crowd was patriotic, and they were chanting “USA, USA.” Of course, the crow…”

“What’s the opposite of start? Would the average person think stop or finish? Th…”

“And then she walked out of my life forever. Too bad she was hitchhiking. I shou…”