A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid.

“For dinner I had seared sneer with a glaze of distant gaze, and a side of mashe…”

“I sometimes lie awake at night wishing I had all the answers. But I guess only …”

“If coffee meant vagina, I’d ask you if you wanted cream in your coffee. But it …”

“I’m dropping by. I may hit a few red lights, so I’ll be there in thirteen hours.”