A woman who can threaten your life before breakfast is the only sort of woman worth having.

“You've got to take a test? I love tests." His eyes actually lit up. "Do you nee…”

“My mother says happy ever after's a bunch of bull.”

“He gave her a quick, casual kiss on the cheek first. Then came the hug, and it …”

“Yesterday you were riding on my shoulders," he murmured. "The house was full of…”