A writer must be a lifelong reader to be good. And if you want to be a great writer, I’d suggest trying to live a long life by reading the ingredients of the foods you buy.

“I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in m…”

“I told the tree it was going nowhere in life. It was hurtful, but true. Now, ma…”

“I always wear gloves when I wash my hands. That’s also how I make love, and if …”

“A brick is a polarizing object. Especially if you find it at either the North o…”