Abracadabra... nope you're still a bitch.

“Life's a bitch, 'cause if it was a slut it would be easy.”

“A girl can dream can’t she? My new life plan is to stumble into every office of…”

“Why does everyone expect me to sugarcoat stuff? Do I look like a fucking bakery…”

“Sometimes life throws you limes and you have to make margaritas.”