Acne is nothing more than nature’s Braille.

“If it looks like you have pink eye, I’ll take a look at it. Drop your pants and…”

“Somebody dialed the wrong number trying to reach me, but I didn’t pick up becau…”

“I am the earthquake of love. How you feel is my fault.”

“When I’m 42, I’ll have 21 years of experience being 21. I’ll be doubly prepared…”