After a good-looking boy gives you rabies two, three times, you'll settle down and marry somebody less exciting for the rest of your life

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“Tyler gets me a job as a waiter, after that Tyler's pushing a gun in my mouth a…”

“Conditions change and we mutate.”

“This is less teaching than damage control. You may as well paint a house that’s…”