After learning the foreign language Gibberish, I became a dream spokesman.

“I need a Caution: Slippery When Wet sign, because I just spilled my ego all ove…”

“If you’re going to do something dumb, do it in a smart way. This is my advice f…”

“I walk like I have tornadoes for legs. Let us make love like Kansas.”

“A blanket could be used to stop terrorism. Unless that terrorist has a small kn…”