After months of training, I broke the record. Then right after that I celebrated by scratching all my CDs.

“Whenever you have a goal, it's a good idea to have both a plan A and a back-up …”

“I’m working hard to edit my book, so I can get it up for sale so that nobody ca…”

“If love were circular, like a yawn, and I were dynamic and geometric, like an i…”

“I like mirrors as much as the next guy, except if the next guy is my clone.”