After we made love, I didn’t want her to leave. At least not before she did the dishes.

“When it seems like the sky is about to collapse, relax, that’s just the roof ca…”

“I’m so silent I can hardly hear myself think. But that’s why I bought the sciss…”

“I talked so much about my product that I sold myself. I bought the very thing I…”

“When I wear my confessional glove it’s super tempting to give myself a velvet h…”