Agatha’s older than I was when I was her age.

“A brick could be modified to be a cell phone, for construction workers who miss…”

“I saw a bottle of conditioner the other day that said, "Family Size," and I tho…”

“I’d rather coin a few words than coin a few quarters, nickels, or dimes.”

“I want to own a wind farm. Don’t breathe, or you’ll undermine the price of my c…”