Ah, if he could only die temporarily!

“Right is right, and wrong is wrong, and a body ain’t got no business doing wron…”

“Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick t…”

“Looking' his last' upon the scene of his former joys and his later sufferings, …”

“I reckon the widow or the parson or somebody prayed that this bread would find …”