All books are coloring books, if you are in possession of a childlike imagination, and a box of markers.

“It’s not: I jumped in, and it was cold. No. It was cold, and I jumped in. Alway…”

“My love is like hooray! Special terms and conditions may apply. See dealer for …”

“Grow a garden. When there’s a food shortage in the future, you’ll need it. And …”

“A brick could be attached to a parachute and tossed out of an airplane, to test…”