All I could do was laugh, but it wasn’t funny. I find it incredibly sad to be tickled by an orphan.

“I don’t beat around the bush. Especially since I like my women clean shaven.”

“Alone is just another word for love.”

“I’d say if you’re using an avocado facial mask before you go to sleep, don’t co…”

“For as long as I can remember, I’ve always been a cat guy. Every night as I go …”