All I have to say about love can be summed up in nine words: Never wipe your ass before you take a shit. Auteur: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “I want to meet the girl of my dreams, and then immediately try to sleep with he…” “You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on s…” “A brick could be used as a cock block. ” “A manmade waterfall that was half man, half waterfall would have a hard time go…”