All I know is I don’t know if I know, and this everlasting oscillation shakes my belief system.

“I've eaten cat food before. Of course, the menu listed it as "Chicken Lo Mein.”

“I want to make a splash in the world, and I want to make one with my dry wit. M…”

“I’m a model citizen. Mostly I model underwear.”

“I like my eggs sunny side up at midnight, and I wear sunglasses when I eat them…”